Jason Mewes in a thong. You’re welcome.
I want this on a t-shirt.
Oh, sorry. I didn’t see you there. I was too busy being fucking awesome in my SmodCo merch.
I love you. In a running-in-soft-focus-across-fields-of-tall-grass-and-not-caring-that-there’s-probably-all-kinds-of-creepy-crawly-critters-like-snakes-and ticks-and-little-toothy-verminy-field-things-that-will-run-up-my-skirt-and-bite-my-ladybits-because-I’m-too-enamored-with-you-and-your-fucking-awesomeness-in-that-shirt kind of way. Did I type that out loud, erm…Forgeticus!
Mass attendance is at an all-time low in this country but if we can let them know the Catholic Church has a little panache we can win them back, even get some new ones.
Dogma (1999) - It Can Be Hell Getting Into Heaven
-So for their insolence God decreed that neither Loki nor Bartleby would ever be allowed back into Paradise.
-Were they sent to hell?
Ooowah! More Margaritas.
Viva El Garmy